A hard boiled private dick, Spaddo Zappo, has just been hired to solve the strangest case of his career: to help a wealthy old man reunite with the woman of his dreams...a woman with a bust line so large, he's created a special golden bra that will only fit her. Probing the protuberances of Hollywood, Spaddo soon discovers that finding 'the perfect two' will be harder than it seems! A riotous satire of film noir, in the same vein as Russ Meyer.