An apple a day keeps the doctor away! They’re always ready for intensive care! Well, not quite if the Hot Nurses have anything to say about it. They’ve got a revolutionary medical plan in mind that could make Medicare pay for itself in two weeks! Faced with the dilemma that Carcinoma Hospital patients are dying faster than they can pay their bills, the staff proposes a highly experimental (and ultimately more profitable) form of preventative medicine that would make Florence Nightingale turn over in her grave! Even irresponsible Dr. Mort (The legendary John Holmes) gets into the act as his probing surgical techniques get special recognition from the receptive personnel. The program is a resounding financial success, proving once and for all that good old fashioned American ingenuity will never let you down