So I was making my way to Chicago in my large truck and a trailer and I REALLY HAD TO PEE! So, I pulled off of a stupid toll toad, saw a small parking lot for the toll employees to park their cars, pulled in with my truck and trailer, pulled my pants down and pissed all over their stupid little toll money parking lot! LOL! When I was done I had to wipe off the pee that sprayed up onto my legs off the pavement because I was peeing so hard! Ok, lets get the fuck out of here before we get caught!