So this loser has been stationed in the bathroom and basically just left there, bowing down before our "porcelain throne". When I sit down I see that there is no toilet paper!! Obviously, he thinks I am stupid and that I will let him "lick me clean" by using his tongue as my toilet paper. Um, I think not, loser.So instead I make him literally drink out of the toilet! HAHAHAHA!!!! You can totally hear his pathetic bald ass SLURPING out of the toilet!! LOL!!!!!