Don't you love worshipping our big leather boots? As our boot slut, we'll let you shine our size 6 patent leather and size 9 smooth matte white Doc Martens with your tongue, trample you with our heavy, thick soles, and bust your balls as we break them in. When we take them off after a long day, you'll rub, soak, and massage our feet, suck on our smelly, sweaty socks, and polish our leather to a perfect shine so we can do it all over again tomorrow.