We have you scheduled for a now:00 appointment for your ASMR COVID vaccine. Please make sure you keep your identification wristband on for the entire time you're in the hospital building. Nurse Mercer is going to administer your shot, but don't worry, she's following all of the proper protocols: face mask, latex gloves, disinfectant wipes, injecting syringe with needle, vial of vaccine, and a sharps container.

Please be sure to pay any relevant copays in the form of tips, and stop by the front desk on your way out to schedule your next appointment!

Warning: the ASMR COVID vaccine only protects against ASMR COVID.