So I was stuck in detention today and I thought I was going to have a bad time pretending to read for an hour but instead Coach Cummings said he was going to be in and out running errands. As soon as he left I got up and started writing some inappropriate stuff on the board. When he came back he looked mad and wanted to punish me. He picked me up and threw me on the desk and spanked me to teach me a lesson. But I actually...