What are you still doing up?.. I can't sle*p either... My date was terrible, and I really wanted to get laid too... Relax, we're both adults, it's okay to talk about it. Your Mom gets horny just like everybody else... Can I ask you a question? You think I'm pretty right? I should be able to get a good looking guy... I need to find someone like you, handsome, young, someone who actually listens....

Starring Lexi Luna