I knew you were a liar.  I knew the day would come and I'd catch you in your sick, fucked up lie.  You weren't doing a good job at your janitorial work and I started to get a hunch you weren't who you said you were.  I followed you and I watched you in absolute disgust!  Sniffing the porcelain seats and tasting the dirty smears from inside the bowl.  You didn't come here to work, you came here to tug your dick in the bathroom as you worshipped our waste!  You're My full time employee now, nasty bitch!  Come to work to gobble up our nasty mess and leave with a belly full of it.