Oh my gosh, oh my gosh, I can't believe that i'm actually meeting you.... oh my god! You were *amazing* on stage babe, absolutely incredible. I feel so lucky to be with you right now, I've read all of your interviews and I know everything about you. I even wore this hot blue dress just for you, what do you think? Look, my boobs can be pulled out of it soooo easily.

Hmmm, your manager isn't going to be around for a while, is he babe? Why don't we just pull down those jeans.... oooooh... your cock is exactly how I pictured it to be. Mmmmmmmm. I'm your biggest fan ever, after I give you a blowjob, will you fuck my arse, please? I want you to sign it afterwards, I might even get it tattooed!!