Why fight against nature? If I feel like farting, I'll do it until the urge passes! Sometimes my farts come one after the other for long minutes. And when that happens, nothing beats relaxing and letting the farts explode from my ass!
Everything is better knowing you would love to be here smelling it all! It's exciting to know that you love to see my asshole opening, letting the stinky fumes escape straight into your nostril. So I fart!