I've turned you into my cutlery and have decided to video tape my enjoyment of using you to eat a bowl of ice cream. That way I can watch it over and over, reminiscing on the way your human-turned-spoon body feels. Maybe one day I'll even turn you back into a human to show you every agonizing second. 

I bet it's so cold in the ice cream,  and so hot in my mouth. The contrast probably hurts and it makes me so pleased. I eat slowly, with purpose, even smearing my lipstick in pleasure as I draw each and every moment out. You seem to have made my dessert even more delicious. I'll definitely be doing this more often.