I'm having such a stressful day! My husband cleverly notices this fact, and offers to spank me. I'm not sure, since I'm in a stress vortex and don't think I've got time for any such thing. He disagrees, and pulls me over his knee for a spanking with a leather paddle followed by a wooden hairbrush.

After arguing for quite some time, eventually I come around to his way of thinking, and instead of being angry any more, I cry with relief. But when it's over, I want more. He's not really got time to pay me any attention, but (rather grandly) offers to let me hump his leg instead!!!