I always have to share a bathroom with you on holiday! It’s so gross, you leave the toilet seat up, wipe toothpaste on the towel, such a pig!
Oh crap sorry… I didn’t realise you were in the shower… I really need to pee!
Don’t worry I won’t look… sorry I looked I can’t believe the size of you, I’ve never seen one like that…
I know it might sound strange but I really need to touch it, I just have to suck it! Please brother let me fuck that amazing cock! It can’t be that strange or else why would mum and dad think it cool to let us share a bathroom