You've displeased me immensely. Not only are my favourite, OTK leather boots dirty, but it looks to me as though you've actually made them deliberately muddy! It's as though you actually WANTED to be punished. Well, I have a few ideas, but you might not like them. It depends how much you'll enjoy sucking on the heels of my muddy boots, and licking all the dirt from them. No using your hands!