What an awful day at the recording studio! We didn't manage to make a single new track, and even wearing my steel cuffs and crotch rope under my clothes didn't inspire me. It's time for more drastic measures, starting by taking off all my clothes, adding a steel collar, and getting out my nipple clamps...

I've discovered the combination of nipple clamps and reading aloud while meditating can sometimes work wonders. I hope today will be no exception!