You can keep my secret can't you?

Please say that you won't tell your father about my smoking habit. You know what a downer he can be about anything that is cool.

You are younger and sexier than he is. I bet you won't mind at all, will you honey?

Mommy isn't going to have to bribe you now is she? Watch me smoke and listen to everything I am saying very closely ok? You and I have to become a team now. Our secrets need to stay between us now ok?