~A custom clip in which no names are used.~.

His request:

“In honor of the holiday it’s time for you losers to take your independence and do my job for me. A lesson in self-deprecation.” You idiots like sending your “dick pics” so much this should be easy. First things first take out your beta dick but don’t you dare get hard. No tricking women with your angles. Take a pic of your soft ugly penis and then get ready to scroll through your contacts. Encourage & tease us to stroke while you have us pick out some random contacts. Preferably girls. “Oh don’t worry loser you can just tell them a girl took your phone, thought your dick was hilarious and wanted to share” After making sure the pictures are sent you say we can cum (you wouldn’t want us to have a change of heart after cumming) you give a countdown to a ruined orgasm making us remove our hands from our dicks at 0 dribbling out. A ruined orgasm to match your now ruined life idiot. “You’re welcome ”.

*Disclaimer: Not responsible for the repercussions of this clip*