After my BFF, Mazzaratie Monica spends all day in the kitchen making me a birthday cake, I am FURIOUS that it wasn't what I wanted. Not only was the cake not pink enough, I didn't get nearly enough gifts. That selfish bitch only spent about 500 bucks on me. Watch this meltdown and consider yourself warned before you try and be cheap with my cake smashing, confetti throwing, balloon popping, spoiled ass