You've been my toilet slave for awhile now and while our relationship seems saved, it really isn't. I only see you as a toilet now. Who wants to date a toilet? I need a boyfriend, a lover! You just aren't that. Though you can still be my toilet if you want to. You do? Let's seal it with a kiss...not on my lips silly! On my asshole! To fulfill your needs I'm going to crap in your mouth! I've been saving it up all day. I'm finding a new man soon...and you just keep getting sh1t on