(CAM SHOW RECORDING) You've just taken me out on an amazing first date, and I couldn't be happier. I invite you back to my place, and emerge from my bedroom dressed like this. I can tell I'm turning you on, but like I always say, no sex on the first date! Instead, I tell you I'll help you jerk off and even give you a countdown. You seem nervous, and I come to find out it's because you happen to have a small dick. I happen to love small cocks, and I tell you exactly how much until you cum.