Your girlfriend broke up with you again, and I hate seeing you so sad. I offer to do things you would normally do with her like watch tv and have movie nights... i say I can make you food and give you massages! You tell me no but I bug you anyways bc that's what sisters do! You give in to my massage and I set everything up real nice for you!! You love the way I massage you so much that you can't help but to get a boner and its real obvious! Since I want to do everything in my power to make you happy and take care of you, and I want to do all the things she used to do for you... I know it's weird but I give EVERY part of you a massage... then i insist on practicing my skills some more... massaging you with other parts of me.