I don't know how else to say it. I fucked up. I blew all my money and now I can't pay rent. I know sure, it was irresponsible or whatever but there's nothing we can do to change that now. So maybe you and I can come to some sort of arrangement? I know how you've been looking at me, ever since we moved in together.... maybe you do something for me and I can do something for you? So here's the offer. You pay my rent for me and I'll suck your dick!