Did you really think you were going out this weekend? Who are you trying to fool?! You're a virgin loser, you always have been, and you always will be. You spend your time at home watching My clips, humiliation clips, and pathetically jerking away. You'll never know what it's like to be with a woman because no woman wants you! Every Friday night it's the same thing... Me out enjoying My life and laughing at you jerking away like a virgin loser all alone at home