Hello, my fart slave! You look pretty hungry..is it because you're hungry for my farts?? You always are. You love how they smell and taste. The only thing I want you for is to fart right in your face. You're a loser and losers get farted on! You've saved up your appetite all day because you know I've been extremely gassy and you want to savor the flavor of each one. I have a lot of farts for you today. Open your mouth and get ready to eat all my farts! MMMM....your favorite!!