Ugh! Do you know who my husband invited to our pool party?! Yeah that's right, the blonde bimbo he's been cheating on me with. Guess he thought I wouldn't notice, huh. Look, you're my best friend... can I ask you a question and you be completely honest with me? Are my boobs bigger than hers? I'm serious, just tell me. What about my ass? Do you ever fantasize about me? You know, fucking your best friend? Let's do it. Right now. They're all outside at the pool, the door is locked, no one will ever know. Plus this would get back at my cheating bastard of a husband