I am looking for my laptop and open my dad's closet to find crazy sex toys and lingerie in there. I notice the size is too small to be mom's...''Oh Daddy, I'm sorry I know I should not have been in your closet. But...What's up with the lingerie. You bought it for me? Daddy! You want me to what? Are you sure it will be our secret? But what if you get me pregnant daddy? You want to?? Oh daddy give me your sperm