Hello, I'm Miss Hansen. Tonight we are going to dive head first into the new reality since the presidential election that rocked the world... blanketing the world in a sea of perversion. We've been talking with several pervs... JUST LIKE YOU... and we're ready to find out How to Please a Pervert. BRad2121 is the first to show up tonight. Our decoy welcomes him in and gets him seated on the couch before excusing herself to change into her bikini. At first, BRad2121 denies EVERYTHING.... don't they always? But as he begins to realize that ALL my intentions are just as perverted as his.... we begin to REALLY discover How to Please a Pe...rvert