I'm lying on my bed in nothing but pajama pants with a bag of baby carrots and a small bowl of ranch. One by one and two by two, I dip the carrots in the ranch and eat them. The crunch they create resonates through the room. There is some teeth tapping, ceramic bowl tapping, finger sucking, chewing/eating sounds, some waistband snaps, bag crinkling, and a giggle or two. Join me and be relaxed.