I'm shopping around in the department store and I've found some jeans that I love! Too bad they are a size 12... I try them on anyway and I'm actually able to shove my size 18 ass into a few pairs, but I can't button any of them. I jump and jiggle and try my best to get them to fit. I quickly find out that if they manage to slip over my ass, they don't want to come off! The fabric grips my hips and it's difficult to wiggle out of them. Oh well, maybe I'll find some in my size eventually.