I heard something in my bedroom today. I finally found out what it was. A tiny little cowboy decided to sneak into my bedroom. Little peeping tom!! Well I think he is going to get a little more than he bargained for. I am so much bigger and so much more powerful than him, I could squash him like a bug if I wanted to. Instead he is going in my ass. Ya that's what he wanted right?! Staring at my plump ass and luscious furry bush. Maybe next time he will think twice before intruding