You're in good company here, virgin. Many of my fans have never had sex, just like you, but I don't want you to think you're not special. Because you are, aren't you? You're a KISSLESS virgin! I can't believe you've never even been kissed! How is that possible in today's sexualized world, with barely a t**** left?! I can *almost* understand never 'sealing the deal', but to have never even got to first base...wow. You might as well be a eunuch. You're like the lowest of the low in the beta world. Completely asexual, right at home in the friendzone. Jerk to my sweet humiliation, virgin loser, and cum knowing that you'll be a kissless virgin forever.