WAKE UP! Oh hello family. I bet you're wondering how you got this tiny. Well, let me just say I HATE the holidays. You guys always come over, eat all of our food while we slave around, and you just get in the way. You each have something that pisses me off and makes my life miserable this time of year, so one by one I'm going to be rid of you FINALLY! Starting with YOU Uncle, who's always hitting on me and being inappropriate. You all are going to watch as your family members get devoured