Your pig eyes are always on me when I'm trying to get in my daily workout. It's so uncomfortable and makes me extremely nauseous. Maybe I'd be flattered if it wasn't... you. You and your obese physique is the farthest thing from attractive in my book. But you still can't look away. I get it, I'm the sexiest girl you've ever seen, but next time I see you staring I'll call your fat ass out in front of the entire gym. Consider this a warning