I'm your mother and I've had a long day cleaning the house. I'm trying to finish up the laundry and find out you've accidentally texted dick picks meant for your little girlfriend. I can't unsee this you know, so I storm in and chew your ass out topless. Don't stare at my tits you little pervert - I have a SMALL topic we need to discuss. And that topic is your pathetic little dick. You've been SPH Mommy Shamed.