Performing even one of the nasty tasks I have lined up for you today makes you a disgusting piece of filth. But to do all five will cement you as the disgusting pig that you are. This is not for the weak -willed. I want you to feel as pathetic and disgusting as you look. To play along you will need : toothbrush and toothpaste , scissors , a bag of trash from your home , and a special cup of water. I 'll be laughing AT you - not WITH you.