I arrive at my appointment with Mr Richards, to find a note on his door, instructing me to come in, put on the outfit he's set aside for me, and to wait for him whilst bent over a spanking bench! Golly!

The outfit is a remarkably tight pair of jodhpurs and a fitted lace blouse. It's really rather sexy, but I'm worried about what his plans for me are, the note doesn't enlighten me.

Finally, after a nervous wait, he arrives. He barely speaks to me at all, and I realise that today's session is going to be a formal affair. And of course, given my outfit, the riding crop features heavily...