Hey Bailey! I'm so glad you're home from college! Did you make any new friends and meet a lot of new people? What about any girls? No girls? Well, that's not what I heard. I heard you broke your promise to mommy and got a girlfriend at school. Mommy told you that you are NOT ready for a girlfriend! Come over here and take your clothes off. Mommy is going to show you how much you are not ready for a girlfriend, son.