Hi honey, I wasn't expecting you home so early. My cum covered face? I can explain it I swear! I was out shopping this afternoon and I saw the hottest dress! I just had to have it for the cocktail party tonight! So I got to the checkout and realized I forgot my wallet in my other purse with my credit card in it. Oh no! And the guy wouldn't hold the dress long enough for me to come home and get my card. So I asked if we could work out a deal...