So, I am getting ready that cool party my friends and I are going too... good thing my friend let me borrow her crop top because my parents are too LAME to let me wear stuff like that. DAD WHAT ARE YOU DOING!? Take this off? but dad! Ok, fine the shirt is my friends and I lied I am not going to a sleepover I am going to a party... please don't tell mom and PLEASE let me go or I will be so embarrassed about my lame parents I can never do anything! Ok, fine what do I need to do? get on the bed? ewwww put that thing away... you cum I get to go? rub myself? ewwwww its everywhere! dad! god! I'm leaving now