You're not feeling very good, Champ? I think you should stay home from school today and let mommy take care of you. I think I know the problem and I'm pretty sure I can remedy it.

Take some of mommy's cold medicine but before you do, be warned, sometimes this medicine makes mommy loopy. Sometimes it makes you see things that aren't really happening, like mommy jerking you off under the covers and sucking your cute cock until it bursts. These things are all figments of your imagination and it's best to ignore them and just let them happen