I've been grinding hard the last few months and have transformed into an absolute babe, while you've been sitting on the couch playing video games and getting fat. You've totally let yourself go and I am disgusted. You're unattractive, unmotivated, unintelligent, and to top it all off, you're really awful in bed. Your dick is just as droopy as your neglected muscles. My bicep is bigger and harder than your tiny wiener. I hate your ugly shrimp dick.

My panties get wetter practicing fitness posing than you've ever made them. Take one last look at what you're about to lose. I hope this is a lesson to you to never get so lazy again, now get out of here