I went out with friends to the bar hoping I could finally find someone to fuck. Sadly, the one guy I had my eyes on didn't fucking want me!!! CAN YOU BELIEVE IT? He decided to hit on my friend all night instead of me. Was I coming off too strong? Was I too wasted for him? Could he tell I wasn't wearing panties and my pussy is hairy?! I give up and decide to come home where I have more bottles and no need to wear clothes. I stumble through my door, relieve my feet of those ridiculous heels and find my little bottles I kept for an emergency. I head to my living room where I turn on my favorite porn, finish off my bottle of wine and please myself better than the asshole at the club ever could