Let me guess—you made a list of resolutions this year. Cute. You sat down, grabbed your little pen, and wrote out all the ways you were going to ‘improve’ yourself.

Let me guess what’s on there: Save money. Take control. Break free. Oh, sweetheart, you don’t have a clue, do you? You’ll never keep those resolutions. You don’t even want to. Deep down, you know you’re too weak, too desperate, too pathetic to change.