So. Much. Sex. Lately. And what about you? What are you doing about it? Oh, that’s right—you’re just jerking to it. That’s all you’ll ever do. All you’re good for. Meanwhile, I’m out here being ravished, adored, worshipped by men who actually matter. Men who can handle me. And you? You just sit there in your sad little room, stroking your sad little cock, pretending like you have a shot. It’s almost…cute. Almost.