Alright! So you're here for a prostate exam, which honestly is one of my favorite things! Not to freak you out or anything, there's just something about it that's really appealing. So let's get this going! Just be calm. Think of something really peaceful and calming... loosen up your "passage" for me to enter. It will be a little difficult, but... BUTT!... but don't you worry, we'll have a good time.

Oh gosh, you know what... we seem to be out of lube! So strange. This has happened one other time before, and I do have an alternative, of course. Just get undressed, loosen up, and close your eyes. This may seem a bit unconventional. It will do the job though