Your wife is back from a date. And you? Well, you've been in a cage (until your giant crib is finished) in a diaper. She had such a great time! You being annoyed at the arrangement doesn't matter. She's good and ready to leave you in there even longer now! It's the best kind of ridiculous situation - she's so much more interesting now, thanks to you! (This was a free idea sent through my website. Thank you!)